RDS as-a-fckin-service
AWS RDS document: Depending on the DB instance class and the amount of storage, it can take up to 20 minutes before the new instance is available.
Reality:
- RDB instance status: creating
- RDS stuck in this fucking step nearly 2 hours and couting
- db-fuck-as-a-service
I guest aka initiation step-by-step
- Somehow the init RDB button will trigger a form with all specs, then send sms directly to a fucking devops guy of AWS ;)))
- Then that guy will goto AWS console, init new EC2 manually by his hand, use
rds-fucking-root.pemkeypairs - YEAH, then then then pick
ansible-playbookfrom somewhere in the internet then run this fuck
AND NOW: we have super-HA-scalable-db-as-a-service behind RDS term
Fact (trustme): nslookup of RDS domain, it will result EC2 domains